“What kind of a holiday is this? It’s not a walking holiday, for god’s sake!” Most people on a city break in Paris see the sights and share hand-holding moments and romantic dinners. Lisa and I were doing the Paris Power Strut – a seven-hour walk in a guidebook, – a long-daydreamt ambition.
It was our last day in Paris. We had intended to start early as we needed to leave for the airport at six, but we were late leaving, and chasing time. We rushed past Bastille but stopped to swoon over a cat being taken for a walk in Place de Vosges. We pause to find the cheapest property in the local estate agent: two million euros.
Through the Marais, then uphill for a mile through ‘colourful’ Belleville, with its unidentifiable animals hanging skinned in restaurant windows. On to Parc des Buttes Chaumont for a break on a bench for pain Suisse and tarte Normande, while a runner passed us again and again in laps around the lake.
We left tourist Paris far behind, and walked (fast) into the unknown, past boys playing ping-pong in parks, over railway tracks into streets of cous-cous shops, butchers and beauticians. Then lunch. We blow behind schedule with a menu of paté followed by a fish called panga with aniseed shallots, and wine, of course.
Sacre Coeur is up some steps. Lots of steps. We shook hands as we paused atop Paris, posed for photos with gargoyles, mused how we’d like a street, or Metro station named after us, and pushed on. Brushing aside portrait artists, we descended from Montmartre through the back-end of Pigalle, skirted Opera and pass lions slaying pigs in the Tuileries. My post-lunch indigestion really started to hit but I grimly forced myself on, clutching my stomach along the Seine, past coaches dropping tourists off for boat trips, onwards to the Eiffel Tower.
Or at least under it. And now increasingly both concerned about time and in pain. Poor navigation on my part meant glares from Lisa who correctly says we should have taken a left. We are almost running, weaving in between pedestrians and Friday finish chaos, all the way along Boulevard St. Germain, over a bridge and back to our hotel for six.
We make it to the airport in time. It is only as the plane banks away from the city, the Eiffel Tower illuminated below, that we can relax and say ‘we did it’.